Ryobi 1200 rpm drill, 1/2" (discontinued). It snatched on the steel I was drilling and I punched the sawmill.. it won. an inch and a half splinter at the infeed of the planer into the thigh. I hopped all the way through my sister's wedding waiting on uncle fester. Finally went to the worlds oldest practicing surgeon who filleted it out... and then put a steri strip on my thigh to close it... that lasted about 5 minutes.
In a flash of brilliance, I gave myself the second hernia. My dad asked how it felt to be outsmarted by yet another inanimate object. Or as the doc said "just cause you can get your arms around it doesn't mean you can lift it"
