I'm "ordering" some FOHC Port-Orford Cedar for a temple I'm building to honor me, cuz I'm so good looking.
What the hell's been going on since I've been gone? How did you manage to get to this point, Swanger?
Matter of time, I suppose...
But FOHC cedar will make you a nice, long-lasting temple - the citizens of the future will be revering you to eternity - good choice.
