Just for giggles.
We were getting some shipping crates from India a few years back. Really rustic wood crates.
Some of the employees thought handling the wood was making them sick so we sent an email to the supplier to find out what they were treating the wood with.
Got a letter back reassuring us it couldn't be his wood treatment because he had one of his employees eat a half a bag of it with no ill effects.
That letter is still on the bulletin board and it still makes me laugh.