Actual axe conversation

Hello fello axe thowers! Recently there was a discussion regarding favorite broadaxes, adzes, etc., being used for hewing, but I can't find it. Anyone help me out? Or care to add on to this post?

Also, when you're looking at an axe with a left hand or right hand bevel, I assume that these designations are given with the axe in the user's hands at use.... That is, if I were comfortable hewing with the timber on my right side, the flat side of the axe would be on the right, thus creating a left bevel broadaxe??? Sorry, this could sound confusing.

Also, favorite weights of broadaxes???

Thanks in advance,
Brock

What is this axe thing you speak of? And why are you posting this here?

Hey, Brock!
Well, I've been scouring the forum as well, cause I know which thread you're talking about..Tool Forum..? I think....

You have some good questions.
This sounds like a job for....The NORTHERN HEWER...da-dada!!
I don't know if he'll make it down here, though - we could also put an APB out on Mark...

Here, let me try...
MARK!!!
LET GO OF THE NUNCHUCK!!!
STEP BACK FROM THE Wii!!!
YOU ARE NEEDED IN THE OTHER VIRTUAL WORLD!!!

Thanks TG - I'll emerge from the depths and have a better look at the tool forum... ...

Now, now, Derek.
Be nice, he's just straying a little, that's all.

Sheesh.

Derek, did you have a bad day? Did the neighbours dog poop on your back door step this morning?

Is axe throwing just a game?
Could one try it in, say, hunting...? :rolleyes:

I think my viking ancestors may have done so...

Typical viking day with axe: hew a house, hunt some reindeer, and then chop off the heads of the bastards trying to take it all from you...

Note to self - never borrow (and not return) anything from TG.

Hey TG, I bet I can really wind Derek up if I create a new post down here asking about load calcs and timber sizing...

Hey! OK!
Now, don't pull me into this one!
Ya'll do what you need to - I am but a spectator.
(or thrill seeker, maybe...)

Well, let this be some icing on the cake. Here are some good ole boys having a little fun with their shiny case tractor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6OTPOgnFRY

Leaves a lover of barns a little numb.

Were you throwing it, or do you always chop your wood over concrete?

or perhaps drinkin and choppin? A little glug glug swingy swing?

That's so sad...I thought I heard a cracking timber in there saying, "no, this isn't the way I want to go..."

glug glug swingy swing!
That's funny.

Well, I'm having a leftover-from-New Years Kokanee; Here's to you, Derek!

Indeed. I've watched it a few times. Kinda stunning.

But here's a feel good video to cheer us all up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_mOT6_lWRQ

Okay fine, I'll open a leftover too.

My upper body musclature became highly developed shortly after the holidays. A guy at work told me today that I looked like Will Ferrell, and I'm not sure how to take that.

Good vids, Brock.

Derek, you continue to amaze me.
Freak.

Hey Moderator, I think Derek is in the sauce again. He's telling us about his extreme upper body strength. Are you allowed to drink and post?

Hey TG, any progress on the shed?

Mind you, I like to joke with the guys at work and tell them that when I started there I was a 'B' cup..

(I'm actually substantially more than that, so the joke is pretty funny, see... :rolleyes: )

Shed: waiting for my friend to decide what style she wants.
Booze: I thought I was the one who just confessed to drinking and posting?

Well yeah, I fessed up too, but I was just trying to take some of the heat off us and place it on the guy with the dog pooh on his shoes.

Geez, this 'Actual Axe Conversation' sure went for a downward spiral, huh?

All the way from broadaxes to weight gain, breasts and dog crap all under one title.

Just keepin' it down where it should be, Brock

LOLOLOLOL
(both me and Peter!)

I just felt a stiff, cool breeze part my hair. I heard the wind whisper something about a bucket of water, super powers and blah.

You're right. I'm but a wee baggins.

The typing thing is funny though, cause I got a 'flood warning' that said I have to wait at least 60 seconds between posts, so maybe TG can be the bucket of water?

Are you guys gonna fill me in or what?

...ah...no, but TG invited me to the dark side once. Or was that you?

Doesn't even ring a bell actually...

Should I be embarrassed? :rolleyes:

TV.
Something I havn't seen in a long time.
It's amazing, though, the stuff that stays ingrained in da brain...

I'm looking....

I don't remember a 'legion of doom' from the Dukes of Hazzard OR Mash.

I'm feeling a little sorry for Lawrence's INBOX.

And what we're really looking for:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Twins

See, derek.
You're just as quick as me!
Boy Wonder!

What can I say. Doesn't even ring a bell. I was nine when the show was terminated. I lived in the country, and we had 'last choice' cable. Snow and news. So instead of watching TV, my brother and I used to sneak over to the school bus yard and jam dirt, potatoes, sticks and ? into the tailpipes of buses and watch them try and start in the morning.

BTW, Where is Daisy duke in the super friends posters?

Sorry, Steve... :rolleyes:

I might as well been from planet Exor - they probably had more stations than us.

Uh-oh.
We've flipped a page.
Think Derek will find us?

C'mon, Derek, you can do it...!

This is a real milestone. 2 pages of conversation in Axe Throwing!! High Five!! It's all mindless babble, but 2 pages all the same.

Well, Brock, I'm sure you have your super heroes that we'll never know.
Maybe someone not from TV?

Heck yeah. Levin, Sobon, NH, Rogers, Benson, Daiku, Benson, Christianson, Chappell, and so many others. These guys are the ones making sure that timber framing lives.

Oh yeah, and the school bus mechanic.

Good night, Derek - talk soon.

I'm also leaving, Brock...
I'm playing on my kid's time.
(night owl - he's kicking me off)

I'll be back soon!

Okay guys!! Nice chattin.

Hope you get your axe fixed Derek.

Cheers!

I had to weigh in on this thread, so y'all know I do care about this end of the virtual world. I'm just so busy studying Japanese architecture via Zelda
and, yes the nunchuk is brill.... splitting up the contoller, who woulda thunk it??

Awlright, Derek,

Is bogus what a guys find in his nostrils if he goes a lookin?

I feel compelled to answer the original question, about broad axes and previous posts. I bookmarked a few:
http://www.tfguild.org/ubbcgibin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=22;t=000067#000012
http://www.tfguild.org/ubbcgibin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000072
http://www.tfguild.org/ubbcgibin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=18;t=000018
http://www.tfguild.org/ubbcgibin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000076

It's fun joking around, but it's a lot more fun using some old axes. If anyone has any new thoughts or experiences on hewing, I'd love to hear.

Best,

Zach

shin pads.