Howdy,
I had a prof at UVic, not too far from you, about ten years ago who is a heck of a nice guy and would likely be helpful. I did a quick search and here's his work contact:
Alastair Kerr, Heritage Legislation and Standards Officer
250 356-1194 Alastair.Kerr@gems2.gov.bc.ca
I doubt he'd remember me, but you pay taxes and he's a nice guy, so I'm sure he'd be happy to tell you if such a computer contraption exists.
Best of luck,
Zach