What is this axe thing you speak of? And why are you posting this here?

Hey, Brock!
Well, I've been scouring the forum as well, cause I know which thread you're talking about..Tool Forum..? I think....

You have some good questions.
This sounds like a job for....The NORTHERN HEWER...da-dada!!
I don't know if he'll make it down here, though - we could also put an APB out on Mark...

Here, let me try...
MARK!!!
LET GO OF THE NUNCHUCK!!!
STEP BACK FROM THE Wii!!!
YOU ARE NEEDED IN THE OTHER VIRTUAL WORLD!!!