I just felt a stiff, cool breeze part my hair. I heard the wind whisper something about a bucket of water, super powers and blah.

You're right. I'm but a wee baggins.

The typing thing is funny though, cause I got a 'flood warning' that said I have to wait at least 60 seconds between posts, so maybe TG can be the bucket of water?

Are you guys gonna fill me in or what?