OK, Mark -
I'm happenin'.
Our mill donated this to my cause...Too much ring check so was heading to it's fate in the wood heater.
I saved it from a nasty death and will instead hack the crap out of it. (or sap, as it were)
We got it into the truck with a forklift...so here's me, wondering how the hell I'm gonna get it out
(elephant...levitation, maybe..)
I figure if I drive around town with it, I'm bound to get some attention, and then I can recruit some nice, strong people to help.
And offer beer, of course.
Lots of beer.