We're taking you up on your designated driver offer.
Welcome aboard. Are you willing to dress and talk like a pirate?
Arrrrrhhhhh maties, wherez my peg leg.
Oh sure....I can see it now...a buncha rowdy timberman in the back of the truck totally lit...me drivin'...cop pulls us over...I'm dressed like a pirate and tell the cop...shiver me timbers (pun intended) I don't drink matey. Yeh, that'll go over
