Ok, OK...
New Year resolutions...hhmmm I usually don't make them.
The last one I did make was to continue smoking, so at least I wouldn't break it.

But this year I will quit, as I'm very close to it now.
I will take a holiday and learn to scuba dive.
I will continue to crank the trip-hop and dance for 4 hours straight on the weekends instead of going to a boring gym.
I will find new and exciting ways to mix crappy rye whiskey.
I will get that tooth fixed. Soon.
I will cut something really cool for myself.
I will try to actually hit the target.

Happy New Year, Y'all!