I think Im missing the point here gentlemen?
Whats the deal with the beards being shaved off?
is this Rude (Pun sort of intended - well almost- remember Im facially hairilly challenged!)
Why count the rags the stuff does not combust of its own accord?
however, buy me enough beer and I might
thats to say MIGHT, admit the story about the beer, the Chimney fire, the Jotul Stove, and (what I thought was) the hand sprayer full of water from the workshop - you guessed it