My friends in the US Forest Service say the aluminum ones have been outlawed by some meddlesome federal rule-maker, so that those poor dumb loggers won't get electrocuted in the woods.

All right.
Can you get me in touch with the black market for illegal aliminum helmets? I'll be willing to pay top beverages for a used hemet with a good history.
I think I can smuggle them across the border disguised as camping cook ware.
Mikkel